Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
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YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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