Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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