Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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