At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I don't deserve a penis
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
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