who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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