Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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they're like a gay fantastic four
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
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Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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