did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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