why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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