He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
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I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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