idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
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I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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