I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
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he's gonorrhea incarnate
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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