Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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