Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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