what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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