I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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