she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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