he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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