YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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