Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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