Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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