Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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