He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
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Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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