All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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