it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize