I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
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I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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