Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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