in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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