The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
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On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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