it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
this hospital has no fireball
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Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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