dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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