Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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