I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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