shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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