Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
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He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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