well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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