Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
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I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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