windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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