they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
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