so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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