my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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