i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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