oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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