Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
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His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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