Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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