There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
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Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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