it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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