At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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