I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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