Welp...herpes.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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