I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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